1.The average cucumber is at least 6 inches longer.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for 2 weeks.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that the size doesen't matter.
4.Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
5.Cucumbers don't get too excited.
6.You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket and you know how firm they are before you take home.
7.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
8.You can go to movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
9.At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat - a cucmber can always wait until you go home.
10.A cucumber won't ask : "Am I the first?"
11.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you are not a virgin any longer.
12.With a cucumber, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
13.Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or make you go to bed with your boots on.
14.You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
15.You only eat cucumbers when you fell like it.
16.Cucumbers aren't into meaningful discussions.
17.Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynaecologist, skiinstructor or hairdesser.
18.A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the fridge.
19.No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
20.A cucumber won't care what time of month it is.
21.Whit a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
22.Cucumbers can stay all night and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.

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