1.The average cucumber is at least 6 inches longer.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for 2 weeks.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that the size doesen't matter.
4.Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
5.Cucumbers don't get too excited.
6.You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket and you know how firm they are before you take home.
7.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
8.You can go to movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
9.At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat - a cucmber can always wait until you go home.
10.A cucumber won't ask : "Am I the first?"
11.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you are not a virgin any longer.
12.With a cucumber, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
13.Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or make you go to bed with your boots on.
14.You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
15.You only eat cucumbers when you fell like it.
16.Cucumbers aren't into meaningful discussions.
17.Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynaecologist, skiinstructor or hairdesser.
18.A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the fridge.
19.No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
20.A cucumber won't care what time of month it is.
21.Whit a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
22.Cucumbers can stay all night and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
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2.Cucumbers stay hard for 2 weeks.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that the size doesen't matter.
4.Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
5.Cucumbers don't get too excited.
6.You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket and you know how firm they are before you take home.
7.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
8.You can go to movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
9.At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat - a cucmber can always wait until you go home.
10.A cucumber won't ask : "Am I the first?"
11.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you are not a virgin any longer.
12.With a cucumber, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
13.Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or make you go to bed with your boots on.
14.You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
15.You only eat cucumbers when you fell like it.
16.Cucumbers aren't into meaningful discussions.
17.Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynaecologist, skiinstructor or hairdesser.
18.A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the fridge.
19.No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
20.A cucumber won't care what time of month it is.
21.Whit a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
22.Cucumbers can stay all night and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
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I
Proclamam ca stare de urgenta
Catre viitor dinspre trecut
Dreptul nostru la adolescenta
Dreptul nostru la salut, salut
De n-ar fi nimic sa ne atraga
Din atatea tablouri gri
Tot n-ar fi pana la urma , draga
Asezarea punctului pe "i"
Refrern:
Daca viata e iubire
Si-a trai e a Iubi
Noi suntem in toate astea
Punctul pe "i"
II
Suntem generatia ce vine
Aplecati urechea la pamant
Ca din sine bubuind pe sine
Urca trenul nostru neinfrant
Da, ne place numai ce ne place
Da, avem incredere in noi
Da, ravnim la dragoste si pace
Nu nii de lanturi si razboi
Refren:
Daca viata e Iubire
Si-a trai e a Iubi
Noi suntem in toatea astea
Punctul pe "i".
Proclamam ca stare de urgenta
Catre viitor dinspre trecut
Dreptul nostru la adolescenta
Dreptul nostru la salut, salut
De n-ar fi nimic sa ne atraga
Din atatea tablouri gri
Tot n-ar fi pana la urma , draga
Asezarea punctului pe "i"
Refrern:
Daca viata e iubire
Si-a trai e a Iubi
Noi suntem in toate astea
Punctul pe "i"
II
Suntem generatia ce vine
Aplecati urechea la pamant
Ca din sine bubuind pe sine
Urca trenul nostru neinfrant
Da, ne place numai ce ne place
Da, avem incredere in noi
Da, ravnim la dragoste si pace
Nu nii de lanturi si razboi
Refren:
Daca viata e Iubire
Si-a trai e a Iubi
Noi suntem in toatea astea
Punctul pe "i".
Ieri m-am apucat sa fac curatenia de Craciun si tot scotand de prin cutiile cu amintiri , am gasit si cateva scrisori.Una din ele mi-a trezit interesu si am zis sa il postez ;e putin mai..rmm..deocheat..sper sa va placa:
Orice opera de arta
Fie clasica, moderna
Simbolista, realista
Trecatoare sau eterna
De orisice gen toti ministrii, printii, presedintii
Toti si toate au un mister
Zamislite sunt din pizda,
pizda-i mama tuturora
Fetelor cu sani ca piatra
Si cu ochi far' de cusur
Voi purtati pe cea mai scumpa
din comori chiar langa cur
Intre puf ea se ascunde,
sub buric mai jos cu-o palma
Si-orce pula-nebunita
nu-i mai sta in fata calma
Va mandriti voi dragi copile
Ca purtati asa embleme
Dar nici una dintre ele
n-are cinstea pulii mele
Pizda-i un motor gigantic
Plin de forta si mistere
Pe cand pula-i o masina
Doar de un magar putere.
In lumea asta prost facuta
Cacatii put in loc sa futa
Iar futaciosii adevarati
N-au loc sa futa de cacati
28.09.1997 - De la Betty
Orice opera de arta
Fie clasica, moderna
Simbolista, realista
Trecatoare sau eterna
De orisice gen toti ministrii, printii, presedintii
Toti si toate au un mister
Zamislite sunt din pizda,
pizda-i mama tuturora
Fetelor cu sani ca piatra
Si cu ochi far' de cusur
Voi purtati pe cea mai scumpa
din comori chiar langa cur
Intre puf ea se ascunde,
sub buric mai jos cu-o palma
Si-orce pula-nebunita
nu-i mai sta in fata calma
Va mandriti voi dragi copile
Ca purtati asa embleme
Dar nici una dintre ele
n-are cinstea pulii mele
Pizda-i un motor gigantic
Plin de forta si mistere
Pe cand pula-i o masina
Doar de un magar putere.
In lumea asta prost facuta
Cacatii put in loc sa futa
Iar futaciosii adevarati
N-au loc sa futa de cacati
28.09.1997 - De la Betty
